28 November, 2008

Oh, there it is

Researchers say they have located the world's oldest stash of marijuana, in a tomb in a remote part of China. The cache of cannabis is about 2,700 years old and was clearly “cultivated for psychoactive purposes,”

This, of course, leads to the inevitable question......How high was this guy when he stashed his weed?

2,700 years to find it? Damn, that's a good hiding spot. The story says they found 789 grams. I did the math. That's almost 2 pounds of reefer. You know that guy was pissed for a long, long time.

"Sonofabich, where did I put my big bag of weed?????"

Actually they say it was a giant stash that was buried next to a caucasion man, a shaman or maybe a guru Which only goes to prove how racist things are. I mean, here's a white guy with two pounds of marijuana, and it takes the authorities how long to find him? 2,700 years !

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